So I got a new set of wheels, which came practically new with tires. I get rid of my steelies, I get new tires, it cost a little more than how much new tires would cost without the wheels, and I don't have to pay for it, win-win I guess.
They were shipped in two boxes, but grouped as one shipment. UPS delivered box #2 on time (Monday), then realized box #1 was still in the warehouse, so the next day (Tuesday/today) they dropped off the other box. Right when they got here, I switched them on, and everything else is still going as planned.
Sure, I'm still on crappy stock tires, but they'll do for the next two years or so. Then I should have enough saved up for performance tires.
I like how they look, even if they're still OEM wheels.