Many things happen when my dad comes home. Like..
The house gets super clean overnight, with the exception of the rooms belong to my sister and I, which become clean a few days later due to excessive nagging.
Spike freaks out. The old fat man scares him more than grizzly bears do.
Plus, since Spikes in the habit of waiting for my mom to come home before eating, and since my mom's in Taiwan, hes not eating. Instead, hes playing guard dog watching every move my dad makes.
My phone and alarm clock disappears cause my dad takes it.
I get to drive my moms car! No more crappy Mercedes for a few weeks.
Did I mention the obsessive cleanliness standard? I walked into the kitchen after practice and I swear it glowed from shininess or something.
