They think:
-I really like tea, like, really REALLY like tea.
-I am easily fascinated by grocery products I have never seen before.
-I get lost in the store, easily.
-Especially when they need me to find something. Then they need to call another clerk to go back and find me.
-I have this strange obsession with window cleaner and cleaning non-window areas with it
-I really like the red raincoat over the orange vest. (which I do, the raincoat is awesome)
-I absolutely suck at fetching liquor and cigarettes. "Marlboro Lights please. No no. Those are normal Marlboros, and those are methanols, and those are methanol 100s, up more, to your right, farther right, the smaller pack, no no, the Marlboro light small pack, not the light 100s" Usually halfway through that, the cashier comes and grabs the right one.
What I learned at work today:
-Foil balloons are evil. They're hard to inflate.
-It takes two clerks and a supervisor to fill up one balloon, yes, one. Of course, the supervisor gave up first, then told one of the clerks to actually go help bag groceries (me), then when the other clerk couldn't get how to inflate the balloons, we switched jobs, then switched jobs again to tie the ribbon on it. Thankfully the customer was quite entertained by us.
-The store has raincoats for us to use when it rains. :D
-Our store manager hides things in the most awkward areas.
-Everyone loses their pen at work, and therefore, brings cheap pens.
-I don't have to wear an apron to work. Though, I still will, cause it keeps my clothes clean, and the pockets are useful.
-I found out where the bathrooms are!
